HR8791 Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill (CLASSIFIED)

"Enormous size and other-worldly strength" Huh?!!

It's Time For The FKN NEWZ

Court Allows Sarkozy 'Voodoo' Doll

The makers of a Nicolas Sarkozy voodoo doll Friday received appellate court approval to sell the figurine of the French leader. The judges ordered the dolls be sold with a bright-red banner on the packaging alerting buyers of the "Judicial Injunction" and warning that sticking needles into the doll affronts the French president's dignity.

Joke of the week

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:


Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to MI6.
Eventually they asked the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for help.

Bush Regrets Comments During Presidency

"I regret saying some things I shouldn't have said, like 'Dead or Alive' and 'Bring 'em on.' " Uh, how about the 1,000 other retarded comments you made?!

Hitler gets foreclosed

An excellent version of the "downfall" parodies going around youtube at the moment:

Blackwater Contracted to Evict People in Foreclosed Homes

(helps if I provide a link doh!)

CHICAGO (AP) – Sources have just confirmed that mortgage loan companies are contracting with Blackwater Worldwide to assist in the eviction of people still living in foreclosed homes. Though Blackwater Worldwide has not yet confirmed this


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