Ig Nobel winners: Knuckle cracking to panda poo

Have you ever worried that knuckle cracking will give you arthritis or wondered why pregnant women don't tip over? Me too.

Research into those topics--as well as studies finding that diamonds could be created from tequila and giant panda feces are good for composting--received Ig Nobel Prizes in a ceremony on Thursday night at Harvard University.

The prizes, awarded to scientific achievements that "cannot and should not be reproduced," are presented in the week before the real Nobel prizes are announced and are sponsored by the science humor magazine "Annals of Improbable Research."

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Awesome Burnout

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"That's not fucking good." Really? What was the first clue?
Never underestimate the comedy potential of when you combine teenage rednecks with high-power machinery.

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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency

DALLAS—While sitting alone on the porch of his home late Monday afternoon, George W. Bush, 63, chuckled upon suddenly remembering that he was once the president of the United States of America for nearly a decade.

'Naked police run' investigated

Australian police are investigating whether officers ran naked round an unmarked police van as they travelled to a stag party.

The incident was reported by a woman who saw two men get out of the van at traffic lights in Brisbane on Sunday afternoon.

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Israeli "Bad Taste" Cellphone Ad Sparks Uproar/ Youtube Parodies

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Alex Jones Calls The Whitehouse

It was a Saturday night so nobody answers the phone but Alex leaves them a message on the answer phone.

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful (The Onion)

Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.

A Note Of Appreciation From The Elite

Let's be honest: you'll never win the lottery.
On the other hand, the chances are pretty good that you'll slave away at some miserable job the rest of your life. That's because you were in all likelihood born into the wrong social class. Let's face it — you're a member of the working caste. Sorry!

As a result, you don't have the education, upbringing, connections, manners, appearance, and good taste to ever become one of us. In fact, you'd probably need a book the size of the yellow pages to list all the unfair advantages we have over you. That's why we're so relieved to know that you still continue to believe all those silly fairy tales about "justice" and "equal opportunity" in America.

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