There is an earthquake happening in New Zealand politics right now

The Green Party is toast with rotten avocado on top in the latest poll results, they wont even make it back into parliament on these numbers. National is down, fuck them, those numbers need to fall further. Labour is up again.

I don't think anyone saw this coming apart from the corrupt liar former Prime Minister John Key who fled the sinking National Party ship like the rat he is. Actually, I take that back, rats can be pretty cool pets and comparing them to a psychopathic cunt like John Key is wrong.

Back to the election, I am really looking forward to the live debates. Jacinda vs Bill may be the most interesting political shit to go down in this country for over a decade. National must be shitting themselves.

I will be doing a live drunken update thread on this blog again on election night if all goes well. Last time we smashed dozens of beers and a bottle of vodka with several spliffs and it ended in non-sensical ranting and random heavy metal music videos. Expect the same this election.
THE POLL BUZZ: https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/1-news-colmar-brunton-poll-g...