Must be a reeeeeeeeally slow news day in Hudson, NY

State Trooper makes traffic stop on Joslen Boulevard
Published: Tuesday, October 20, 2009 2:17 AM EDT
Paul Crossman/Hudson-Catskill Newspapers

A New York State Trooper pulls over a vehicle near the three-way intersection on Joslen Boulevard in Greenport Monday. The reason for the stop and the outcome of the investigation remain unknown.

SEE THIS ARTICLE HERE http://registerstar.com/articles/2009/10/20/news/doc4add48b928c1f9198101...

CHECK OUT THE READER COMMENTS
Registerjunkie wrote on Oct 20, 2009 1:48 PM:
" Oh my lawd! Keep us abreast of this crazyness as it develops, what is becoming of Greenport? "

Yellow1104 wrote on Oct 20, 2009 1:49 PM:
" Why is this news? People get pulled over everyday! Your newspaper is a waste of money "

NinetyNine wrote on Oct 20, 2009 1:53 PM:
" I hope there is a followup. I won't be able to sleep until I know that the poor folks from this harrowing story are ok. "

michel wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:09 PM:
" With stories like these, centerpieced on the frontpage no less, I honestly hope you go bankrupt soon and allow for a legitimate news service to grow. "

cutthroat wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:20 PM:
" This article is the best. The guy who wrote this should get the Pulitzer for sure "

okeydokey wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:22 PM:
" With trailblazing journalism like this, the Register-Star will be getting lots of attention.

Not necessarily the good kind, either. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:22 PM:
" Lol!. Top notch reporting! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:22 PM:
" This is so sad! Why do the police prey upon innocent civilians like the one photographed here? Why must we live in constant fear?

I don't understand why the government insists on intruding upon our lives...we must rise up!!

Kilgore, out. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:22 PM:
" Won't someone please think of the Children?! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:23 PM:
" This is a conspiracy!! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:24 PM:
" It's the last Sign.

There are no souls left in the Guf. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:25 PM:
" I am praying for the family of the motorist. God, I hope everything is okay... "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:25 PM:
" "Oh, the humanity!" "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:26 PM:
" Won't someone think of the children!?!?!?!! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:26 PM:
" Pullitzer prize material right there Lou. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:26 PM:
" It's because of the antlers on the prepare to stop sign. They are transmitting your every thought to the govt. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:27 PM:
" As this happened, I was able to ride my bike away on the wrong side of the road.
SUCK IT TROOPERS!!! "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:28 PM:
" The cops have become the money collecting arm of the gestapo...this story tells it like it is.

The gestapo will be watching you. "

raidercecil wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:28 PM:
" This is exactly the kind of in-your-face to the point reporting that is lacking. Larger news networks like Fox and CNN too often go into mind-numbing levels of depth in their stories and use partisan slants for justification of their newsworthiness. Too often they attempt to further investigate these situations thinking that the public actually care to listen to such unimportant details. Anyway, thanks Register-Star, you have always been and will continue to be my news source of choice. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:28 PM:
" First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:28 PM:
" 10/20/09

We will never Forget "

Russad wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:29 PM:
" I'm glad someone is out there, highlighting the bravery of our men and women in uniform (abroad AND domestic).

This just goes to show that every day out there could be your last. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:29 PM:
" I think this reporter really did a great job. I mean there is some indepth stuff here. Good Job Register-Star!! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:30 PM:
" Meow, I need to see your license and registration? Meow. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:31 PM:
" I would like to comment on the article, but it seems everyone has left. "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:31 PM:
" This vehicle was pulled over monday and it's now tuesday, are we to assume that it is still pulled over?

Something is definately going down....I'm heading there rite now... "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:31 PM:
" "Badges?... We don't need no... stinkin' badges!" "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:32 PM:
" What is up with the person standing next to the police car? Is it an informant? DID THEY RAT OUT THE DRIVER FOR EXCEEDING 20 MPH IN A CROSSING ZONE? "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:33 PM:
" Pulitzer? Pfft. We're going NOBEL PEACE PRIZE here, folks! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:33 PM:
" This officer was just protecting us all. The driver was clearly the last one to leave town, and they didn't turn out the lights. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:34 PM:
" That PO looks a little short. And he's outside of the wrong vehicle. And talking to the passenger instead of the driver. What a nincompoop a the police officers are! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:36 PM:
" This is the kind of crime that tears the city apart. It brings out what's savage in thousands of people. It has to be dealt with very quickly. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:37 PM:
" Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:37 PM:
" Don't forget to sprinkle some crack on the motorist when you're finished. Leave no mysteries. "

farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:37 PM:
" Is this where I post my social security number? "

Doctor Funkenstein wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:38 PM:
" This story jumped right off the page and flashed metal hands at me. It then pulled a guitar out of nowhere and played the solo from Freebird. I want to take this story to Massachusetts and marry it. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:38 PM:
" "World's Most Dangerous Threeway" "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:38 PM:
" This is one of the finest photos I've ever seen. You do the trade of journalism an incredible honor in running this photo. The drama, the sharpness of the detail. This is worthy of a national, nay, international, award. Thank you Register for comforting the afflicted. "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:38 PM:
" That image is shopped.....I've seen a few in my day and can tell.....that's not a cop car at all. If you look at the pixels and the way they blend together there is not an algorithm that would fit the curve.

This is a trademark of a group affiliated with a fringe al-queda splinter-cell which specializes in propagating not-news and portraying it as in fact news.

You're lucky, we from the internetz will help. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:39 PM:
" Serve and Protect! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:39 PM:
" I for one welcome our new state trooper overlords. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:39 PM:
" This is what happens when people are spanked as children! If only that driver had had kind, loving parents, maybe they wouldn't have turned to a life of crime. "

cutthroat wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:41 PM:
" Reporter might've forgotten to mention Osama bin Laden was driving, with Roman Polanski in the passenger seat. Carmen Sandiego and Waldo were in the back seats. Jimmy Hoffa was in the trunk. "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:41 PM:
" I'm getting my pitchfork and my torch right now and heading over there.

This kind of invasion of personal rights will not be tolerated in my town.

(should I take the interstate or the cut-off?) "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:43 PM:
" You can't pull me over,
I have to be
at the
gym in
twenty six minutes! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:43 PM:
" Nothing to see here citizen, move along! "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:44 PM:
" Trying to steal the spotlight from Ballon Boy, are yhey? They'll have to do better than this! "

farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:44 PM:
" I'm a closet claustrophobic. "

Chuck Wagon wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:45 PM:
" This happened yesterday but wasn't reported on till today? Why the cover-up? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!!! "

walrus26 wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:45 PM:
" I'm so thankful the cops are out keeping distrustful varmin like this off our streets. I know my children are a lot safer at night. Won't anyone think of the children when they commit these heinous crimes?! "

farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:46 PM:
" Why do they call it a traffic stop if the traffic is still moving? "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:46 PM:
" This is the type of thing that goes down under an Obama administration! Happy now democrats?? "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:46 PM:
" So raise your hand if you're NOT from the internet. "

KarateFat wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:48 PM:
" How dare you pull over innocent citizens, Mr. Trooper, if that is indeed your real name. What if, perchance, this man had to be to the gym in say, 26 minutes? Hmmm? What then, sir, what then? "

farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:50 PM:
" Did anyone mention the children yet? "

FARKSTER wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:50 PM:
" For fark sake, give us an update please? We have shut down the office and are huddled in front of our computers awaiting any information you can give. Thank you. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:52 PM:
" I ♥ u all! "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:54 PM:
" I have notified Homeland Security, ADT, Local SWAT, Goldman Sachs, and hack-saw Jim Duggan.

This is just a taste of what is to come! "

farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:55 PM:
" Having successfully taken over a revered newspaper, Farksters then turned their sights on ... FOX. "

Chuck Wagon wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:55 PM:
" Is the state trooper's car a Crown Victoria? I've heard good things about those cars. "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:55 PM:
" I'm betting that state trooper is at least 80lbs overweight. "

raidercecil wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:57 PM:
" The real crime in this story is the piece of junk Toyota in the background. If it wasn't for Obama Hussein giving so much money to foreign companies, all those people unemployed in Detroit might be able to contribute to our economy. Liberals just don't understand how economics work. "

michel wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:57 PM:
" I don't know who you people are but you need to be ashamed for defending the driver against a "police state."
This officer was doing his job at GREAT personal risk. And judging from the amount of ILLEGALS we have living here, I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI had to be called.
But your reaction is just the kind of commy slobber I'd expect from Obama supporters.
9-11
NEVER FORGET "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:57 PM:
" warglebargle
Those hoodlums are on that road everyday. i am so proud of our law enforcement, they seem to be able to keep crime down in our fair city. when you boys get done there come aver and get the cat out of the tree. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:58 PM:
" I've been trying to reach my wife for an hour to warn her about this. I can only assume at this point that she's somehow involved....or she's already dead. "

ninetynine wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:58 PM:
" I've seen this type of thing before... cars pulled over by troopers. If we as citizens allow this kind of police activity to continue, then where will it stop?? Thanks to the brave journalism by the "REGISTER-STAR", these cops have been exposed for the real jack booted thugs that they really are. "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 2:59 PM:
" Paul Crossman deserves a raise. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:00 PM:
" Has anyone contacted the major news outlets yet? I mean, CNN and FOX are going to be in a virtual bidding war over this event. Balloon Boy's got nothing on this. I can hear it now: Next up, "The Joslen Fiasco", a cautionary tale of young love gone wild, the trooper who foolishly stood in the way, and a lone bicyclist who could care less. "

wotnartd wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:03 PM:
" Will we ever find out what happened? I need closure, we all need closure. I need to know if another drug dealer has been pulled from the streets. "

walrus26 wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:03 PM:
" I'm calling Nancy Grace. If there was a missing white woman involved, she'll be all up on it. "

inanities wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:03 PM:
" My best wishes go out to you folks on the East Coast. My mother woke me up at 5 this morning with the phone call telling me what happened. I'm in shock right now; like everyone else I just don't know what to say.
Keep the news coming Register Star; we are counting on you for updates on this momentous event in human history. "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:03 PM:
" This one time, I sneezed and got a little bit of snot on my face. "

ConcernedCitizen wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:04 PM:
" Have the families of those involved been notified? This is an atrocity, and things like this must stop! I'm at work right now and, I swear to the baby jeebus that I'm shaking with fear that all of this turns out okay. "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:04 PM:
" alrite I'm on the cene on my iphone.......car still pulled over.....driver hungry and has soiled himself.......trooper is watching GGW 7 on portable DVD playa.....

more in few,,,,, "

fapfap wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:04 PM:
" How have no major news networks picked up on this yet?? This is the kind of story that will define this generation "

walrus26 wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:05 PM:
" "warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:00 PM:
" Has anyone contacted the major news outlets yet? I mean, CNN and FOX are going to be in a virtual bidding war over this event. Balloon Boy's got nothing on this. I can hear it now: Next up, "The Joslen Fiasco", a cautionary tale of young love gone wild, the trooper who foolishly stood in the way, and a lone bicyclist who could care less.""

Have I told you lately that I love you? "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:07 PM:
" I bet Patrick Swayze would be getting a kick out of this, you know, if he wasn't dead. "

raidercecil wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:07 PM:
" "michel" - I completely agree with your view. If it weren't for Obama, we'd already be on our way to winning the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the economy would be on the upswing. People may actually have respect for our police officers and our military abroad who are fighting for us, AMERICANS, and giving their lives. Nobama has got to go, and I know my friends at the Register-Star think similarly. "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:07 PM:
" My cousin in Buffalo called, they have already heard of this and are prepared for anything.
The town is on LOCKDOWN.
Thank GOD, he is the only one that can help us now. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:08 PM:
" This is the kind of thing that WILL KEEP happening if we legalize gay marriage. "

farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:09 PM:
" I for one welcome our new Trooper overlords "

Fambida wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:10 PM:
" This sort of horrendous tragedy is what results from removing God from our schools. If our children don't learn about God and his laws they grow up to be pulled over just like this poor hellbound sinner. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:11 PM:
" Could everyone here tell me what they are wearing, please? I am trying to get my pants pregnant. "

Farkle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:11 PM:
" Way to go.....that traffic on this road is so heavy, at times I have to wait one minute to pull out of the driveway. "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:13 PM:
" One things for certain....we are all going to die. Everyone reading this.

Pray for us all now at the hour of our judgement. "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:14 PM:
" Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. "

raidercecil wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:15 PM:
" "Fambida" - We all wish we could live in a world where we didn't need police officers, but the backwards pagan heathens that live among us make it necessary for a select number of us to work to protect our God-given rights and happiness. Thank God for all his work, and I am sure he is working to counter the work of Satan Obama Hussein. God help our troops and officers. "

ninetynine wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:15 PM:
" I take back my last comment... now that I've read the story again and studied the photo, I can clearly see what is really going on. I believe the cop had reason to believe that the person in the car was going to operate his vehicle in excess of 20 mph, which is clearly marked on the sign in front of him. He would have lost control of his vehicle and run over the bicyclist that's riding on the left side of the road ahead of him. I hope they throw the book at the driver! People like this need to be made an example of. "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:16 PM:
" I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." "

PitaCJ wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:16 PM:
" NY State Troopers make me horny. They can pull me over anytime....

Leave that sexy hat on though.... "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:18 PM:
" Jesus will judge this sinner much harsher than the State Police will.

He will be stoned. "

bunkosquad wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:19 PM:
" I wasn't alive when JFK was shot, and I was too hung over to remember the morning of 9/11/02, but I'll never forget where I was today. I just pray for the safety of all involved. "

Farkle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:20 PM:
" This used to be a safe place to raise your kids. "

Dead Milkmaid wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:26 PM:
" Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but THIS TROOPER doesn't have that problem.

I salute you, sir/madam/other! "

newFarktown wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:31 PM:
" I knew our streets were no longer safe the day the gave the polce guns "

farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:31 PM:
" This is bad news...for Obama.. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:32 PM:
" Pray for Omarion. "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:33 PM:
" ...And that was the second time I got crabs. "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:34 PM:
" The police will laugh at your treachery and place you in shackles upon any suspicion of guilt.

Your guilt is assured. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:36 PM:
" Surely they can't be serious "

farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:37 PM:
" Has anyone seen gorgor? "

Doctor Funkenstein wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:37 PM:
" It looks like chupacabra is attacking the passenger's side of the cop car. Run, officer, run! Run for your life! Nadie escapa a chupacabras! "

Howard M. Balls wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:38 PM:
" Yo Greenport, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Rodney King had one of the best traffic stops of all time!

OF ALL TIME "

uncredulous wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:42 PM:
" Was Falcon in the car? "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:42 PM:
" This is very hard to fap to. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:42 PM:
" I'm a trooper who currently has someone pulled over so I'm getting a kick out of these replys. "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:44 PM:
" The steel hand of justice will make the meek quake in their stance and judge the sinners for their sins. "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:48 PM:
" Ever milked a goat? "

raidercecil wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:49 PM:
" NOBAMA!! LEAVE CAPITALISM ALONE "

Howard M. Balls wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:51 PM:
" Yesterday we put liquid paper on a bee.......and it...died "

theblessing wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:56 PM:
" Thank the Lord that this brand of jack-booted thuggery has not made it's way west to the great state of Indiana just yet, though certainly this is Obama's vision for the nation, though in fairness the cop may have "acted stupidly" in pulling this individual over. Stay vigilant, Register-Star, wherever you are; the people are grateful for the shining beacon of stalwart alertness that is your stellar investigative reporting. "

Dead Milkmaid wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:57 PM:
" To be fair, this could be a case of over-signage on our roadways. There are even signs stuck to the signs, for crying out loud! How could we expect the driver to do anything but flail panic-hands over their head? "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:58 PM:
" If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:59 PM:
" President Madagascar? "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:00 PM:
" John 3:16

Fo eva! "

John holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:04 PM:
" I blame the Turrurists!! "

John Holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:13 PM:
" Paul Crossman is well on his way to becoming a Fark meme "

John holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:14 PM:
" I can't believe all the anti-Obama comments coming from you guys. Are the readers of this newspaper really that closed minded? Obama had NOTHING to do with this tragedy and couldn't have done ANYTHING MORE to prevent it. The notion that McCain could have prevented this is absolutely REDICULOUS. That being said, I will grudgingly admit that Obama has dropped the ball in not issuing an immediate statement on this issue yet. When something like this happens we need a swift, reassuring response from the white house to calm down the public and let us know there will be a swift response. I can see a couple hours for them to scuffle Obama off to an undisclosed location, but by now we really should have heard something. "

BEVETS wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:16 PM:
" If this traffic violator only had found God... "

BEVETS wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:18 PM:
" “Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.” "

John holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:19 PM:
" " I have a pet possum in the trunk. His name is Bitey." "

BEVETS wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:27 PM:
" Evolution is a fairy tale!!! "

BEVETS wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:28 PM:
" In questions of science the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual. "

BobLoblaw wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:29 PM:
" Did you know that Greenport is bukkake capital of the world? "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:34 PM:
" I need updates! Why was this motorist pulled over? Was there tazing involved? Argh!!! "

FinancialAccount wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:36 PM:
" I think Obama should hold another Beer Summit in an effort to calm the community and usher in an era of Hope and Change for Dutchess and Columbia counties!!! "

Thisisfrommyfinancialaccount wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:42 PM:
" Paul, may I call you Paul? Well, Mr. Crossman I have to applaud you for your masterful work in making this story into so much more than a simple "Two Cars on the Side of the Road" story. So much more that it's seized our collective conciousness and made us all feel for everyone involved. The question that occurs now is how can you possibly top this? What does one do when they're reached the pinnacle of success? Have you thought of writing a book about this experience? Maybe you should consider making stories like this a daily occurrence on the front page of your illustrious newspaper?

I await what comes next with baited breath. Seriously, someone came to my door just now and I yelled, "Go way, baitin!" Tomorrow can't come quickly enough to satisfy me.

Your humble reader,
Thisisfrommyfinancialaccount "

John holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:43 PM:
" FAKE!!

Traffic signs don't have antlers "

FinancialAccount wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:44 PM:
" you can say "bukkake" on this site? THAT'S AWESOME!!!" "

walrus26 wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:45 PM:
" How long until Obama has the motorist and Trooper to the White House for a beer? Should he also invite the cyclist? "

John holmes wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:46 PM:
" Thats how you get ants "

Howard M. Balls wrote on Oct 20, 2009 4:54 PM:
" Does anyone have any good pumpkin recipies? "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 5:06 PM:
" I prefer nachos when they're just a little stale. The fresh ones jab at the roof of my mouth. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 5:47 PM:
" great the police force has been taken over by the gestapo everywhere even greenport! "

Darmok wrote on Oct 20, 2009 5:48 PM:
" Shaka

When the walls fell "

mod_reright wrote on Oct 20, 2009 5:49 PM:
" At first I thought this was a pretty worthless "story."

Then I read the rest of the front page of the Register Star.

This is actually the second most compelling piece in the paper, immediately behind this bombshell:

"There are certain techniques for honey granulation listed in Dick Johnson's Honeybee Corner!"

Wow. Just . . . wow. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 5:50 PM:
" Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 3:42 PM:
" This is very hard to fap to. "

Speak for yourself "

Fusillade wrote on Oct 20, 2009 5:51 PM:
" I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. "

Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass wrote on Oct 20, 2009 6:08 PM:
" I sleep a lot better at night knowing that the state troopers are out there protecting us from the dangers of soccer moms driving minivans. Excellent use of limited police resources. "

Mod_11_Register-Star wrote on Oct 20, 2009 6:09 PM:
" I'm on to you. All of you are going down. Perhaps you didn't notice but I have your addresses. And your email. Each and every one of you "Farkies" are mine now. Except those who prayed for Omarion. You're cool. "

warglebargle wrote on Oct 20, 2009 6:24 PM:
" Is that car still on my lawn?
GET OFF MY LAWN. "

Farkster wrote on Oct 20, 2009 6:29 PM:
" What a wonderful article. "

Trunk Monkey wrote on Oct 20, 2009 6:35 PM:
" Two words for that driver.....Trunk Monkey "