Looking For a Job in Pharma? Get Ready for a Headache!

When college grads don their gowns and mortarboards this June, hopefully they won't be dreaming about jobs pertaining to mortar and pestles. Pharma is melting down as badly as Wall Street--and for the same reasons!

Think about it.

Toxic assets? Unsafe drugs. Ponzi schemes? Safety studies that were never there to begin with. Indecent profits footed by taxpayers? Medicaid fraud and "patent drugs." Mayday mergers? Pfizer/Wyeth; Merck/Schering-Plough. New "business models"? Biologics and vaccines.